So according to this insightful post on Craigslist, Women aren’t attracted to Men.

So I am sitting around hating on idiocy, and the patriarchy tonight. In a right foul mood essentially. I have me a block of chocolate here and I am considering whether or not a bottle of port may not supplement the chocolate nicely. Then I get to read this sort of DRIVEL. Trust me, its not sweetening my disposition one iota.

I don’t buy the bull shit.
Heterosexual women dig on men. In the immortal words of my favourite minion “They Love TEH COCK”. If they don’t like YOU, then you are probably too big of a jerk to be worth a relationship, and not hot enough to be worth a one night stand. Deal with it. Make yourself nicer. Even uglee, poor, non-successful/popular boys get laid if they are nice people.
I mean, really nice people. Not just a self-pitying, deceitful NiceGuyTM thats gonna be my ‘bestest friend’ until I come out and you realise that you’re chances of getting into my pants are ACTUALLY NON-EXISTANT, and so you BLOCK MY IM YOU MISERABLE FUCK. (Er… so only a little personal bitterness sneaking out there)

There are some women that are not physically attracted to men. Its true. They are called LESBIANS, and they aren’t going to sleep with you for status or being popular either, you idiot.

The idea that wives are just prostitutes by another name seems to be an old favourite among many of the men I have had contact with over the years. I used to read a forum for Married Men who couldn’t get their Wives to Put Out. Essentially, the majority of them were absolute MISOGYNISTIC DOUCHE BAGS who were of the opinion that since they ‘kept’ their wife financially she was meant to have sex, whenever he wanted.

It doesn’t WORK LIKE THAT. If you think it does, then NO WONDER SHE WONT SLEEP WITH YOU.

A lesbian friend of mine recently said: “Damn it, I wish there were more bloody homo’s. I haven’t been laid in ages. Maybe we should start ‘indoctrinating’ school children like the right-wing nutjobs say we want to.”

So… You may not be alone in the opinion that too many women aren’t attracted to men, but trust me… LESBIANS DON’T AGREE WITH YOU.

I’m done ranting. I think I’ll go get that port now.