So, I once had a conversation with a guy who had a very large penis. He was extremely proud of this penis, because it frightened women. (This guys misogyny is so thinly veiled, I am surprised he hasn’t been lynched by a mob yet).
Anyway, we got to talking about how penises aren’t ‘all that’ and size doesn’t really matter etc etc. Of course, he was of the opinion that people just say size doesn’t matter to console themselves over their (or their boyfriends) tiny member.

I said I didn’t get this male fantasy of having a massive member. I honestly think that smaller penises are more fun. If its capable of erection it fulfills my criteria for a ‘fun time’. Big penises that just kinda hang there? POINTLESS.

I have to admit I do have penis insecurity, because, frankly, I ain’t ever going to be ‘average’ let alone ‘hung’. (I don’t plan on having phalloplasty, I think metoidioplasty is more my style, if I have bottom surgery at all… it is quite dangerous).
So anyway, I every now and then I decide that I shall never have sex with a woman ever again, cos FUCK! What if she laughs at me?
Which is silly. Cos really, none of the girls I know would ever make fun of a mans penis, unless he is an arsehole, and I don’t plan on being an arsehole.

So my paranoia is about not being *normal* where as I think that the paranoia about not being 20cm long, and able to scrub the floor with your massive dick (you know who you are, arsehole), is just plain old silly. It buys into this old fashioned form of masculinity which is nothing about being a man, and everything about hating women.